You've been texting the new girl you're dating. It's not like it's your fault you've been craving the touch of a woman so badly, and mom's about to head out on a date. She struts in wearing a sexy red dress that barely covers her curves. After looking at that, you're supposed to be left with what, just some sexting? That's not going to cut it, and mom can read that on your face. Maybe she can spare a quicky be for she runs off to dinner. Besides, unlike the girls from school, mom really knows what she's doing.